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‘Teen Mom’ Star Jenelle Evans is Considering Divorce After Husband Murdered Her Dog

It takes a… special kind of person to be on an MTV reality show. They really kind of look for equal parts stupid and evil in their shows. They really hit the jackpot with Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans’ husband David Eason. Not only did Eason murder Evans’ dog for basically no reason, he basically bragged about it on Instagram.

Hicktownking is a very appropriate handle, I think. He also posted this in case you thought that maybe the dog murderer calling himself “Big ol’ Honky” wasn’t a racist.

What do you think the over/under is on the number of times he says the n-word in a day? I’d probably take the over no matter what number you put it at.

Here’s the basic story: Evans’ little French Bulldog Nugget sort of nipped at Evans and Eason’s daughter, didn’t actually break the skin, and Eason decided he needed to take the dog out to the woods and shoot it because he feels bad about having a tiny little penis, a penis well below the average penis size. Like, after his wife leaves him, when he sends dick pics to meth-heads on Tinder they’re going to call the FBI because there’s no way an adult has a penis that small. At least that’s what I assume based on the fact that he’s the sort of guy who kills a tiny lapdog to prove how manly he is.

Thankfully, Janelle told Us Magazine that she’s thinking about divorcing him.

“David and I are not on talking terms,” the 16 and Pregnant alum tells Us. “I’m too hurt and upset at the fact he did that. It’s taking time to get over this whole situation, and it’s making me feel he’s very cruel and doesn’t have a heart on many ends.”

Yeah, he’s a piece of shit and you should divorce him. Also, you should have him arrested.

Shortly before news of the dog incident broke, Evans hinted that there was trouble in paradise. She wrote on Facebook that she was “feeling devastated” and also posted videos of herself listening to Ariana Grande’s breakup song “In My Head.”

Man, did he just kill her dog out of spite? I dunno, maybe if there was some proof he was a piece of shit in a general way.

MTV fired Eason after he posted homophobic tweets. The pair made headlines again in October 2018 when Evans accused her husband of assault, but she later called the situation “a drunk and dramatic misunderstanding.”

Oh, man, the divorce filing is gonna be so lit.

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