Amateur MMA fighter Tony Posanski went off on a tangent about coconut water tasting “fucking disgusting.” I can see where he’s coming from as coconut water is more an acquired taste. But he went a little further by going off on Vita Coco after a random tweet.
Popular opinion: Coconut water is fucking disgusting. https://t.co/BaRyFRC353
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 15, 2019
I even wrote about how disgusting you are. https://t.co/7d9dQiomQ4
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 15, 2019
Vita Coco offered to send him some to try but old Tony said he’d rather drink their social media person’s piss.
F**k that. Save that nasty s**t for someone else. I would rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 15, 2019
Well, challenge accepted.
Address? pic.twitter.com/sQ7Mxrdj9f
— Vita Coco (@VitaCoco) May 15, 2019
Vita Coco confirmed that is really her piss in a jar and I suspect if Tony isn’t going to hold up his end of the bargain and chug it like lemonade on a hot day, there are a lot of weirdos on the internet who’d pay thousands to do it. So don’t worry Vita Coco social media person. Your now lukewarm pee in a jar will not be in vain.
I GOT OWNED BY COCONUT WATER TODAY IS THE WORST DAY EVER!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 15, 2019