Having broken up with Santa Auzina, 32, Dennis Quaid, 65, is moving on to someone younger, someone smarter, someone who used to date… Jeremy Piven? Yikes.
Quaid is currently dating University of Texas PhD student Laura Savoie, 26. Savoie previously dated Piven while she was getting her undergrad degree at Pepperdine.
Clearly this relationship is going to last a very long time. Probably about the same amount of time it takes for Quaid to learn about Savoie’s secret shame.