No One Wants to See The Rock’s Naked Kid

Puritans with way too much time on their hands have forced The Rock to take down a Instagram photo of his 2-year-old daughter. The now removed photo showed Dwayne Johnson about to catch his daughter who was standing on the edge of a swimming pool. The problem was she wasn’t wearing any clothes. Oh heavens!

“As a mother to female human please cover her nakedness on media platforms,” one commenter wrote.”Why would you expose a young child’s body to millions of people?” another asked.

C’mon. This is ridiculous. Who hasn’t seen a naked 2-year-old before. Wait. Let me rephrase that. There is nothing wrong with looking at naked 2-year-olds on Instagram. No, no. Dammit. I’m on a list now, aren’t I?