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Olivia Munn Prefers Her Vibrator Over Her Unnamed Toxic Ex-Boyfriend

Olivia Munn went on the Naked With Catt Sadler podcast and talked about a past boyfriend that made her feel worthless. She didn’t name any names so it’s anybody’s guess as to who it is.

“We had been in calm waters for a long time, it’s always calm waters. And then all of a sudden the boat capsized,” Munn explained. “… I think a lot of women and men who are in relationships are like this where, you know, you’re just walking on eggshells and you’re just happy anytime it’s just like you can breathe a little bit, even though you don’t realize that you have, you know, a cinder block on your chest the whole time. You’re taking in little sips of air.”

“And so, when it capsized, I was still in the emotional place that I had been in for those years, which wasn’t a good place,” she continued. “And then when you do go through something like that you do truly feel worthless.”

Totally unrelated fact. Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers dated from 2014 to 2017. Anyway, this mystery ex convinced her to turn down career opportunities like Broadway and filming in Australia.

“I had an opportunity to go on Broadway and I turned that down. I had an opportunity to go to Australia to film. And he said, ‘No, don’t do it.’ And I was [like], ‘OK,'” Munn recalled. “… And that was easy for me to do. That was so easy for me to say, ‘No.’ It felt good and bad to put myself second and put somebody else first.”

This has absolutely no relevance to this story, but here’s Aaron Rodgers trying to chug beer like a little princess.

Munn, now single, says she doesn’t think she’ll ever marry or have kids. Ironically, that statement has made her 10x more attractive. Which is complicated because I have a deep dislike for how she always plays up her “hey, I’m just one of the guys” persona. But why the f**k would she care what I think? She’s got her fans and her vibrators.

“I am so happy in my life right now and I don’t think I will ever get married or have children, unless somebody comes around that’s so amazing,” she shared. “… I already feel like I’m actually in a happy ending…. Like, I don’t know what a guy can bring, honestly. I do not know. What are you bringing? ‘Cause I have so much more fun with my girlfriends. And I love my work and I love being an activist and using my voice. I have my dogs who are just so cuddly. And, you know, they make great vibrators and a lot of them are USB charged now. You don’t have to scramble around for batteries.”

Take note, celebrities. If you want to test drive vibrators from different companies, this is how you get them to send some to you.

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