Taylor Swift is Having a Meltdown Because Scooter Braun Bought Her Back Catalogue

Taylor Swift has made most of her music for a record label called Big Machine Records, and that label had just been bought by Scooter Braun, an adult human being who has the name of a muppet. Scooter is also the manager of a bunch of musicians Taylor has had stupid feuds with over the years, so now she’s having a meltdown in public.

Yeah, what a shock, Taylor Swift doesn’t like someone. In this case, in her somewhat deranged Tumblr rant on the issue, Taylor mentions Braun as somehow being complicit in the leak of her phone call with Kanye West about Famous that made her look like a huge asshole when she tried to start a feud over it and call Kanye a misogynist despite having signed off on the lyric about her in a phone call with West before he recorded it.

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years.

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it.

She certainly holds a grudge. It’s kind of not surprising that Swift has beef with some of Braun’s clients, she’s been in fights with everyone. She tried to out-wine-mom-feminist-platitude Tina Fey and Amy Poehler over a “Taylor Swift sure breaks up with a lot of guys and writes albums about them, doesn’t she” joke.

Here’s the most histrionic thing Swift said.

Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked.

Bitch, it was a wax doll and everyone knew it, it wasn’t even convincing, it just looked a little like you.

The most naive thing Swift says is this:

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create.

No, you got a good deal because you’re a big star and not some unknown trying to get a break. You just signed with the label that your previous label is a subsidiary of.

Not surprisingly, everyone in the world popped up to say Taylor Swift is full of s**t. Well, mostly just Justin Bieber.

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Hey Taylor. First of all i would like to apologize for posting that hurtful instagram post, at the time i thought it was funny but looking back it was distasteful and insensitive.. I have to be honest though it was my caption and post that I screenshoted of scooter and Kanye that said “taylor swift what up” he didnt have anything to do with it and it wasnt even a part of the conversation in all actuality he was the person who told me not to joke like that.. Scooter has had your back since the days you graciously let me open up for you.! As the years have passed we haven’t crossed paths and gotten to communicate our differences, hurts or frustrations. So for you to take it to social media and get people to hate on scooter isn’t fair. What were you trying to accomplish by posting that blog? seems to me like it was to get sympathy u also knew that in posting that your fans would go and bully scooter. Anyway, One thing i know is both scooter and i love you. I feel like the only way to resolve conflict is through communication. So banter back and fourth online i dont believe solves anything. I’m sure Scooter and i would love to talk to you and resolve any conflict, pain or or any feelings that need to be addressed. Neither scooter or i have anything negative to say about you we truly want the best for you. I usually don’t rebuttal things like this but when you try and deface someone i loves character thats crossing a line..

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 What were you trying to accomplish by posting that blog? seems to me like it was to get sympathy u also knew that in posting that your fans would go and bully scooter. Anyway, One thing i know is both scooter and i love you.


Braun’s wife also posted on Instagram about Swift’s blog post, mostly to say that Swift was given the opportunity to own her masters and passed and that she’s lying about not having known about the sale before it was announced to the public.

She also called Swift a bully, saying “The world has watched you collect and drop friends like wilted flowers,” which is both brutal and true.

You know, just keep in mind that like Kevin Spacey or Bill Cosby, you can like someone’s work even if they’re a giant fake asshole who everyone hates.

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1 year ago

Taylor’s stock in trade is victimization. Poor girl. She’s such a selfish narcissist that she is clueless to how she acts and how it comes across. Then she lies to cover it and thinks everyone will buy it because narcissist. The 29 year old girls needs to stop acting like a 13 year old brat. Time to grow up. Because she is just tiresome as is now.

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