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Ariana Grande Was So Drunk She Doesn’t Remember Writing ‘Thank U, Next’

We recently told you that Ariana Grande broke down crying at shows while singing her break-up song ‘Thank U, Next’, specifically the part about the recently passed Mac Miller. It turns out that part of the reason she might be struggling is she doesn’t even remember writing the damn thing.

Here’s what Grande told Vogue in her cover story.

“My friends know how much solace music brings me, so I think it was an all-around, let’s-get-her-there type situation,” she recalls. “But if I’m completely honest, I don’t remember those months of my life because I was (a) so drunk and (b) so sad. I don’t really remember how it started or how it finished, or how all of a sudden there were 10 songs on the board. I think that this is the first album and also the first year of my life where I’m realizing that I can no longer put off spending time with myself, just as me. I’ve been boo’d up my entire adult life. I’ve always had someone to say goodnight to. So Thank U, Next was this moment of self-realization. It was this scary moment of ‘Wow, you have to face all this stuff now. No more distractions. You have to heal all this shit.’ ”

I want to like Ariana but she dated Pete Davidson and she said “boo’d up” unironically, and that is two strikes. I suppose serial monogamy is as good an excuse as any for bad dating choices.

“Ariana, why would you date a tool like Pete Davidson, a man who is seven feet tall, weighs 90 pounds, and is 12 years old but looks like a Vietnam veteran?”

“Well, it was either that or be alone with my own thoughts for a single second.”

“I totally get that.”

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