When I was a kid, Oasis was a really big deal. Not as big as Pearl Jam or Radiohead or any of your actual good bands, but they were still everywhere. You couldn’t get through a day without hearing ‘Wonderwall’ at some point.
You’d think that because the bad consisted of two brothers, Noel and Liam Gallagher, that they’d avoid a Beatles-style breakup, but it turns out that being brothers doesn’t mean you won’t entirely hate each other’s guts, as the Gallagher’s famously do. While I originally thought they could just rotate new Gallagher siblings in and out the way Shameless does, but they split up ten years ago and have since just made no effort to hide how much they absolutely can’t stand each other.
Well, they’re at it again.
— Noel Gallagher (@NoelGallagher) July 3, 2019
After Noel’s wife s**t on Liam in a Facebook post, he sent his niece a text saying “Tell your step Mam to be very careful,” which Noel posted on on Twitter with a reply.
So you’re sending threatening messages via my teenage daughter, are you now? You were always good at intimidating women though, eh?
What you planning on doing anyway? Grabbing my wife by the throat to show her who’s boss? Or maybe trying to waddle through our double gates and performing Shitwave in the communal garden or daubing your wank lyrics on the toilet walls?
If I wake up and find one of the kids’ gerbils upside down on the cheese board with a knife in it, I’ll be sure to inform the local care in the community officer.
And don’t try and kidnap the cat either, we’ve just employed Ross Kemp as his close protection officer. Enjoy the summer, Big Tits. Catch up soon.
Liam then apologized to his mother and his niece, pointed leaving out Noel and his wife.
My sincere apologies to my beautiful mum Peggy and my lovely niece Anais for getting caught up in all of this childish behaviour I love you both dearly LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 3, 2019
Honestly, as much as some people want Oasis to reform, I can’t help but find this much more entertaining then they ever were as a band.