Someone Sucker Punched Future’s Bodyguard With a Rock

Around 10 fans swarmed Future at the airport in Ibiza, Spain on Monday and begged him for a photo and an autograph. When Future told them “not today” because he was tired from his long fight, a bunch of the dudes got angry and “began hurling racial slurs and other epithets” at him.

Future’s bodyguard tried to get them away from Future and get Future into his ride but then someone came from behind and punched him in the head with a rock. Sources say the bodyguard beat a few of them up before he was knocked out. If you want to see the brave little half-pint who sucker punched him, look at the header photo. It’s probably the only fight he’s ever won in his life. You can tell he’s a douchebag because his hat is pointed to the left which indicates just how far on the spectrum he is.

In response to the story, Future wrote, “Basically these fake goons ask to suck my dick for a picture I toldem NOOOOO… apparently they get angry and do sum sucker s**t. I left the airport, they edit the video they filmed and set it to blogs real real tuf guys… what they did to security I didn’t see period, I’m not a witness to anything… leave me out anything have to do with this incident.”

You have to feel bad for the bodyguard. You’re protecting Future from the mentally disabled when one of them has an autistic meltdown, grabs a rock and blindsides you with it. Then later, the guy you were protecting doesn’t want anything to do with you because he probably doesn’t want to talk to the cops. At this point, it’s probably time to rethink your profession.

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