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This Area 51 Raid Meme Isn’t Going Away

A few weeks ago, a very odd event popped up on Facebook called “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us.” The account hosting the event is called “Shitposting cause im in shambles” and this is the description given for the event:

We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.

Obviously no one took this joke seriously and it went away after a few days. Here’s a picture of Ariel Winter in a dress with a plunging neckline to fill space, see you tomorrow.

Obviously I’m kidding, almost two million people have signed up for this fake event and the internet will not stop making jokes about it.

Madonna has seen better days.

Actually, now I kind of want to go. Naruto running is bullshit but instant transmission might work.

That last one makes me want to actually go.

There’s competition for the event, though, as Newsweek reported someone started a competing “Let’s Storm the Bermuda Triangle” event. In that whole article they don’t mention that there are actually fewer disappearances and wrecks in the Bermuda Triangle than in the ocean at large.

Of course, there are also no aliens at Area 51, so I guess it works.

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