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Ashley Graham is Keeping Her Pregnancy Sexy

In general, pregnancy is not sexy, unless you’re Jason Bateman’s character in Juno. Ladies, I know we tell you you’ve never been more beautiful and that you’re glowing, but you’re really hormonal and we’re actually just kind of afraid you might eat us like we’re anything else in the house.

So when I hear “sexy” and “pregnant” in the same sentence, I figure I must be on some sort of fetish website for perverts like that guy who won all that money on Jeopardy! and then there was a documentary about how much he sucks.

Yikes. Let’s get back on topic. Ashley Graham is pregnant, but she’s not letting that stop her from being sexy.

To paraphrase Amy Schumer, it!s not ideal when you take  a naked picture of yourself and the headlines all call it “brave,” but I think Ashley makes it work.

I mean, she won’t be pregnant forever.

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