Bella Thorne Pushing Her New Book by Posing Topless of Course

Bella Thorne is an actress, singer and now an author of a new book. So now that’s three things she’ll fail at.

Her new book is called The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray. Yes, please tell me all about your 21-year-old mogul stories. Judging by the title, this is satire?

Of course, she’s trying to get you to come out to her book reading by sitting topless in a chair. Do you like to read? Ok, here are my tits!

If she reads excerpts topless, it might be worth a drive.

Out of curiosity, I looked into the reviews. Evidently, it’s a book of poetry and drunk ramblings (drunk ramblings being my interpretation).

It’s also written like a dyslexic would write it because Thorne has dyslexia. She’s just keeping it raw and real. From a Goodreads review:

With that being said, here’s an excerpt from her book:

“…how can we really apreciate the prsent, with out the fualities of the past…”

These spelling errors permeate majority of the book. She’s dyslexic. I appreciate the fact that she’s in pursuance of eradicating the stigma surrounding dyslexia by not editing the grammar in her book.

You know how in the Super Bowl or whatever ball championships you like, they pre-print the winning T-shirts for both teams? Then, the losing teams’ T-shirts get sent to places like El Salvador and Haiti? When this book ends up in the bargain bin, it’ll be funny to airdrop all the remaindered copies into those countries and confuse the hell out of them.