Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Call It Quits on Their Marriage — There Is No God

Miley Cyrus, 26, and Liam Hemsworth, 29, husband and wife of 7 months, have decided marriage isn’t what they want after all. These two lovebirds have decided to separate. If you are shocked, then you are naive.

Their rep released a statement:

“Liam and Miley have agreed to separate at this time. Ever-evolving, changing as partners and individuals, they have decided this is what’s best while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and privacy.”

No other information was given. Could it be Miley realized she doesn’t want to be tied down? Maybe. TMZ’s source says they’d been together ten years and just grew apart. Now that I reread this, are those numbers right? Cyrus is 26 and Hemsworth is 29, they met when Cyrus was 16 and Hemsworth was 19? Uhh, anyway.

Cyrus didn’t waste any time though getting back into the mix. She and Kaitlynn Carter were photographed in Italy kissing at a hotel pool. I don’t really put too much weight into this though. It feels like they knew they were being photographed and just wanted to mess around for fun.

Mostly I feel sorry for Hemsworth. He’s gonna have to go bone 18-21 year old hot models to get over Cyrus. So sad.