Pedophile Pimp to the Rich and Famous Jeffrey Epstein’s Plan to Save Humanity Was To Get a Whole Lot of Young Women Pregnant

What do Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Stephen Hawking and Chris Tucker have in common? They all used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein, who is now in jail for trafficking minors. But it turns out Jeff was a man with a plan, a plan that went well beyond fucking a bunch of teenage girls.

Okay, it was mostly a plan to f**k teenage girls. But Epstein wanted to f**k so many teenage girls that his DNA would be a part of the entire human race.

As you may know, most people in the world are descended from Genghis Khan. This is because Genghis raped a lot of women. Patton Oswalt has a bit about it in his act.

Everybody’s friend Jeff the ephebophile (happy, libertarians?) had a plan to similarly spread his own DNA through the entire human race. Seriously. This was reported in The New York Times, this isn’t just some joke piece from TMZ. He met with scientists about this.

Mr. Epstein over the years confided to scientists and others about his scheme, according to four people familiar with his thinking, although there is no evidence that it ever came to fruition.

Mr. Epstein’s vision reflected his longstanding fascination with what has become known as transhumanism: the science of improving the human population through technologies like genetic engineering and artificial intelligence. Critics have likened transhumanism to a modern-day version of eugenics, the discredited field of improving the human race through controlled breeding.

I can’t imagine being super into eugenics and thinking “You know what the human race really needs? Me. Everyone needs to be me.” Especially if you’re competing with Michael Jackson for the title of “World’s Most Famous Pedophile.”

On multiple occasions starting in the early 2000s, Mr. Epstein told scientists and businessmen about his ambitions to use his New Mexico ranch as a base where women would be inseminated with his sperm and would give birth to his babies, according to two award-winning scientists and an adviser to large companies and wealthy individuals, all of whom Mr. Epstein told about it.

It was not a secret. The adviser, for example, said he was told about the plans not only by Mr. Epstein, at a gathering at his Manhattan townhouse, but also by at least one prominent member of the business community. One of the scientists said Mr. Epstein divulged his idea in 2001 at a dinner at the same townhouse; the other recalled Mr. Epstein discussing it with him at a 2006 conference that he hosted in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands.

Wait, he wasn’t even going to have sex with them, he just figured women were going to line up to have his children turkey bastered into them? That’s some serious narcissism right there.