Back in April, Whitney Cummings accidentally posted a story on her insta that showed her nipple. Naturally, a lot of people took screenshots before she was able to delete it. Now some of those people are asking how much it’s worth to her for those snaps to not show up online. One thing they didn’t count on is Whitney Cummings not giving a f**k.
When a woman in the public eye is extorted, we have to spend time, money and energy dealing with it, hiring lawyers and security experts, and living with a pit in our stomach about when and how we will be humiliated. Y’all can have my nipple, but not my time or money anymore.
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) August 12, 2019
Another thing they didn’t count on is it’s 2019. No one cares about Whitney Cummings nipple. Not even Whitney Cummings. She even showed it to everyone on Twitter. Did you see it? That s**t is boring af. You can do a Google search and you’ll get slammed with thousands of nipples that look exactly the same and most likely even better. That photo is about as erotic as moldy cheese. No offense to Whitney Cummings, but I’d sooner knock one out to two cats humping than that thing.
Anyway, if you thought this whole thing was over after she released her own nipple, you are underestimating the idiocy of these kids.
Now I'm getting threatened with "we have access to your iCloud." I'll be honest, I stand by most of my nudes. Frankly I'm way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I've screen grabbed.
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) August 12, 2019