What do you think is the least surprising thing I could tell you? Would you guess Kim Kardashian has an eating disorder except for her ass? Michael Jackson once broke into a maternity ward and just started blowing every baby he could find? That Kevin Spacey was already in there when MJ showed up?
How about Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau aren’t really married? That one, unlike the ones above, is true. I know, it’s a huge shock, right?
Yes, there’s a new episode of Tana Turns 21 out and in it we learn than Tana and Jake, or Take, as their true fans call them, aren’t actually married. Via Cosmopolitan.
“To everybody that’s calling it fake because we rushed into it or because I don’t do things traditionally, because I wanted to not do it legally, but any wedding I have, if I have three more fucking weddings, I really wouldn’t want to do it on paper because I think that legally binding yourself to someone takes away the love, like it’s unnecessary. To all of the people who think that it’s not real and we’re just putting on this show as two fucking sociopaths—it is real. That’s all I know to tell those people. We are just fucking crazy, and that’s what you can talk s**t about.”
This is after Tana had explain last week that while she said on the show that her and Jake were just dating for “content,” she’s now actually totally in love with him.
i understand ppls frustration with this sound bite from the show & it’s the last thing i wanna talk about right now but obviously i just uploaded an 8 minute youtube video on how much i love Jake & am not tryna look like that much of a sociopath hahahahahaha i filmed those https://t.co/DHi4icQLJD
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) August 1, 2019
confessionals for the show A LONG TIME AGO! the “for fun and content” sound bite was from a very long sentence lmao and was a little salty to see it pulled out of context.. i understand though that MTV has their own creative & that these episodes are airing very late, especially
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) August 1, 2019
in timing with the wedding. i’m not trippin. i know that things have moved so fast, are unconventional, and confusing but i love jake. i truly do, in the weirdest fucking way. every second of this rollercoaster ride has been so fun & crazy. i hate that it’ll probably always come
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) August 1, 2019
with owing people some explanation especially with so many things coming out like the show (which is quite behind)… but i know that’s kinda the life we signed up for. idk. i’ll f**k off.
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) August 1, 2019
But I mean… do you believe that?