Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul Aren’t Actually Married

What do you think is the least surprising thing I could tell you? Would you guess Kim Kardashian has an eating disorder except for her ass? Michael Jackson once broke into a maternity ward and just started blowing every baby he could find? That Kevin Spacey was already in there when MJ showed up?

How about Jake Paul and  Tana Mongeau aren’t really married? That one, unlike the ones above, is true. I know, it’s a huge shock, right?

Yes, there’s a new episode of Tana Turns 21 out and in it we learn than Tana and Jake, or Take, as their true fans call them, aren’t actually married. Via Cosmopolitan.

“To everybody that’s calling it fake because we rushed into it or because I don’t do things traditionally, because I wanted to not do it legally, but any wedding I have, if I have three more fucking weddings, I really wouldn’t want to do it on paper because I think that legally binding yourself to someone takes away the love, like it’s unnecessary. To all of the people who think that it’s not real and we’re just putting on this show as two fucking sociopaths—it is real. That’s all I know to tell those people. We are just fucking crazy, and that’s what you can talk s**t about.”

This is after Tana had explain last week that while she said on the show that her and Jake were just dating for “content,” she’s now actually totally in love with him.

But I mean… do you believe that?

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