There’s a Lot of Sad Women in the World Right Now, Because The Rock is a Married Man


Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. What a legend. No matter how many terrible movies he’s in, we all still love him. That whole “If you smell-la-la-la-la what The Rock is cookin’” thing was fun when we were kids and hey, Get Smart was an okay film.

The man is also just a giant slab of muscles and handsome and charisma.

But sorry ladies, and let’s be honest, probably most dudes, like a healthy majority of dudes, too, you’re about to be disappointed because The Rock is a one woman man and that woman is Lauren Hashian, whom he finally tied the knot with after thirteen years together.

And you know, good for them. I make fun of celebrities a lot, mainly because most of them are huge assholes, but I’ve never heard anything but good things about Dwayne Johnson. He’s one of those guys like Chris Pratt or John Cena where he’s always doing Make-a-Wish things for sick kids and you’d just have to be a huge asshole not to like him.

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