Aaron Carter Got a Giant Face Tattoo to Prove How Not Crazy He Is

If there’s one thing you can do to prove to everyone that you’re a perfectly sane, normal person it’s tell everyone your famous, successful brother raped a 91-year-old woman. If that doesn’t work, the second most stable and sane thing you can do is to get a face tattoo.

This is the course of action Aaron Carter is taking and it’s worked out great.

When I say it’s worked out well, I mean for me. Because look at that dipshit. What even is that? Is that Medusa? Did Aaron Carter get a Medusa tattoo?

Carter also says he’s the biggest thing in music right now, but I’m pretty sure that’s BTS, the Korean band with the sense to not get tattoos on their beautiful, beautiful faces.

Seriously, when is the last time Aaron Carter even released an album? Apparently it was about two years ago, which is weird because until he went batshit the last time I heard his name is when he was still putting it in Hilary Duff.

I love how he tags Worldstar himself. The only way he’s going to end up on Worldstar is when his brother knocks him out in the street.

And doing donuts on an ATV is “living your best life”? You know that Netflix exists, right? Also prostitutes.

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3 years ago

Mark of the beast

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