Curvy Swimsuit Model Hunter McGrady Talks About Being a Curvy Wife

If you’re entirely too online, you may remember the Curvy Wife guy, an Instagram dipshit who became a meme after an initial wave of praise for him because he said he loves his wife even though she’s a little chubby.

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|| I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sarah. || photo cred: @kaileehjudd

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Well, Curvy Wife Guy has got some competition now because Sports Illustrated Model Hunter McGrady has become a Curvy Wife herself, even being the first plus-sized Model on the cover of The Knot, a magazine about weddings.

Why does this need to be a periodical, anyway? It seems like everything you need to know about weddings can be summed up in a pamphlet. 1) Do whatever you want. 2) Make your parents pay for it. 3) Oral is mandatory for both parties on the wedding night. Bang, done, subscription fee saved.

Is there room for more than one Curvy Wife on the Internet?

If they do have to fight like in The Highlander, I just want to be on record voicing my support for oil wrestling.

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