First off, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore had threesomes? Never knew. Moore admitted to them in her new memoir that’s coming out, Inside Out: A Memoir.
Moore says she agreed to threesomes with Kutcher because “I wanted to show him how great and fun I could be.” In other words, Moore knew she was old, that Kutcher could find some young model and agreeing to threesomes kept him interested.
If you don’t remember, Kutcher and Moore started dating in 2003. Back then, Kutcher was 25 and Moore was 41. Kutcher was still on That 7o’s Show and not yet a venture capitalist. That’s how long ago that was.
There’s nothing bad about their threesomes, other than feeling sorry for Moore who felt she had to prove herself to Kutcher.
What’s pathetic is Kutcher justifying an affair using their threesomes as an excuse.
In 2010, the media reported about Kutcher possibly cheating on Moore with Brittney Jones, a 21-year-old girl he met while bowling with Moore’s daughter, Rumer Willis. Jones told Star that Moore and Kutcher had an open relationship and regularly participated in threesomes. Of course, back then, both denied it.
Funny how 10 years later, Moore needs to sell a book, so she spills the beans.
Anyway, when Moore heard about Kutcher and Jones and confronted him, Kutcher basically threw up his hands and said, “Hey, if we weren’t having threesomes, I would’ve known it was cheating.” From her memoir:
“Because we had brought a third party into our relationship, Ashton said, that blurred the lines and, to some extent, justified what he’d done.”
What a douche. Good job trying to turn it around on Demi. It’s like he was stretching the idea of threesomes out of the bedroom into wherever he wanted the boundaries to be. Is it a threesome when your wife isn’t there, she doesn’t know about it and you have to hide it from her? Ashton Kutcher thinks so.