Frankie Muniz is Horny on Main for Lizzo, Turns Out to be a Freaky Little Dude

If you haven’t heard of Lizzo, you must have missed the news the one day she was in it when she was viciously harassed on Twitter for saying Bernie Sanders is good. Well, and the time she had to apologize for attacking a Postmates driver she had given the wrong address to. And she’s a singer or something.

Turns out she’s exactly Frankie Muniz’s Type, which is great news for her if she likes tiny men who look like children that can’t remember that they used to be famous.

The problem, for us at least, is that Muniz is a freaky little dude and his thirsty tweets are just fucking weird.

Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse… put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you… just sayin.

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 25, 2019

Is this a new fetish?

New profile pic of @lizzo and me. Credit to Strawberry_cherub on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/LAsa6U4Vzl

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 27, 2019

Can’t you just like feet like a normal fuckin’ weirdo? Because I would much rather see Uma Thurman dance barefoot than see… whatever the f**k is going on here.