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Ivanka Trump’s Nipples Were All Over the United Nations

They must keep the air conditioning turned up pretty high at the United Nations, because Ivanka Trump looked really cold there for some reason.

It isn’t just the angle, either.

Man, now I know why all those loser conservatives are always going on about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Ivanka’s politics are so bad but that booty is so good.

I’m torn here for a number of reasons, not least of which I’ve never had a fight with a woman’s father over which one of us gets to sleep with her. It just feels unseemly.

She also posted some of these to her Twitter feed herself.

how the hell long was she walking around all nipped out?

Luckily for her, those rock-hard nipples distracted people from whatever the f**k was going on with her skirt.

Seriously, what is that? Why are there flower stems hanging below her skirt? The Trumps are super rich, right? They can afford clothes that don’t have plants hanging off of them.

And of course, the internet theory that there’s a Donald Trump tweet for everything proved to be right once again.

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Brian Stump
Brian Stump
4 years ago

Grow up!!! idiots!

Jah Reefer
Jah Reefer
4 years ago

Mommy was READY!