R. Kelly’s Sex Slaves Are Trying to Get Him Out of Jail
R. Kelly’s trial is really kicking into high gear now. I mean, for a trial, those things take forever, and his actual trial hasn’t even started yet. But things aren’t going well for Robert already. He’s in solitary and he’s fighting to get bail, which also isn’t going well. Page Six reports the prosecution cited his marriage to Aaliyah when she was 15 as proof of “intentional and prolific” abuse of minors.
But all is not lost for Kelly because the women alleged to be his sex slaves are riding to his rescue.
According to TMZ, Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary are trying to raise the fund to hire the guy who got Michael Jackson acquitted of being R. Kelly but with boys.
We’re told the ladies have a couple potential projects in the works that could land them a big payday — including a book deal — and their plan is to put that money toward the Mesereau fund … along with Kelly’s general defense fund.
The bad news, and you knew it was coming, is there’s not a lot of interest in hearing from the Allison Macks of R. Kelly’s sex cult. Or is it Allisons Mack? Or maybe Allison Mack is the same singular and plural, like deer or ninja or Cher.
The bad news — our sources say Kelly’s GFs haven’t had any luck acquiring big-time talent management for their more ambitious goal of launching Hollywood careers.
Welcome to the club.
Unfortunately for Kelly and his gals, it seems he’ll need a fortune just to land Mesereau, and that doesn’t include the full cost of defense in his multiple sex crimes cases.
I want to know what kind of ads Mesereau is running that is getting him these clients. “Are you a celebrity who likes to f**k little kids? Well I can get you off. Not like that, I mean out of jail. I mean, I’m not about to go in on Jeffrey Epstein’s turf. He’s got that business wrapped up, he’s got multiple presidents in his black book.”