Do they give awards for social media managers? Because Corn Nuts wins.
For some reason, Corn Nuts asked “Where’s the craziest place you’ve nutted, I mean ate corn nuts.”
As always, Twitter reactions are the best.
hello 911? yeah the corn nuts twitter is horny again… https://t.co/4ASzRhTp1V
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) October 1, 2019
hello 911? yeah the corn nuts twitter is horny again… https://t.co/4ASzRhTp1V
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) October 1, 2019
hello 911? yeah the corn nuts twitter is horny again… https://t.co/4ASzRhTp1V
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) October 1, 2019
That corn nuts tweet has me fucked up. The internet has grown too powerful. Time to pull the plug. pic.twitter.com/2YFnkQNUdN
— Your friend, James (@_me_bruh) October 1, 2019
No one said anything about deez nuts, too bad.
This isn’t anything new for Corn Nuts. The slogan for their first radio ad was “bust a nut.” It also had the best lyrics, lyrics you’ll never see for any corporate product again.
Go to your room and lock the door,
‘Cause when you try it once you’ll wanna try it some more!
Size doesn’t matter and that’s a fact,
It might be small, but it’s a big impact!Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut!
They’re lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won’t tell…Everybody does it, they like it a lot,
You can do it at school , just don’t get caught!
It takes a few minutes, if you don’t delay;
Take your time and make it last all day!Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut!
They’re lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won’t tell…Corn Nuts: An intensely crunchy corn snack.
Comes in seven nut-busting flavors.
Bust a nut at a convenience store near you.
Check out the original radio ad.