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Kanye West is Getting Dumber, Says God Gave Him $68 Million

Remember when Kanye West wasn’t an idiot? Yeah, neither do I, but remember when he was at least right when he would risk his career on being Kanye? Kanye basically hasn’t been right about anything since he said George W Bush doesn’t care about black people, but he’s still out there, in the world, being Kanye, saying whatever ridiculous thing crosses his mind.

Today that means a few things, starting with him thinking God wants him to have nearly $70 million. Here’s what Kanye said on Carpool Karaoke, via Consequence of Sound.

“God is using me to show off,” Kanye exclaimed. “Last year I made $115 million and still ended up $35 million in debt. This year I looked up and I just got $68 million returned to me on my tax returns.”

“People need to hear [from] someone that has been put into debt by the system, talk about these type of numbers now that they’re in service to Christ.”

Yeah, he actually said that, and it’s not even the dumbest thing he said in the past day. Now, I don’t believe in God, but you might, and if you do, here’s what he said about Kanye West getting a $68 million tax rebate In Matthew 19:23-24

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

How neat is it that they numbered every sentence in the Bible so you can just go right to things like that?

But remember when I said Kanye thinking God have him $68 million for being a good boy wasn’t even the dumbest thing he said today? Here’s the dumbest thing Kanye said today, as reported by Page Six.

“We’re [black Americans] brainwashed out here, bro. Come on, man. This is a free man talking. Democrats had us voting [for] Democrats with food stamps for years,” Yeezy said when asked about those who think he has turned his back on the black community.

“What are you talking about? Guns in the ’80s, taking the fathers out the home, Plan B, lowering our votes, making us abort our children … Thou shall not kill,” he continued.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.

These are just the same neoconservative “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” talking points Republicans have been shitting out since William F. Buckley got embarrassed on national TV by Gore Vidal. Kanye West risked his career to challenge George W Bush after Hurricane Katrina and now he’s out there just parroting George W Bush’s talking points.

At the end of the day, Kanye loves attention more than anything, including his wife and children. So when the whole country was kissing George Bush’s ass Kanye came out swinging for him. Now that Trump is unpopular and the dominant culture leans left, Kanye is a Christian Trump supporter who slut-shames his wife on her TV show. Because negative attention is still attention.

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