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Snoop Dogg Pays a Guy to Roll Joints For Him

If you’ve ever watched Downton Abbey, you have an idea of what the job a household servant usually is. It involves getting into intrigues, backstabbing, hiding your homosexuality from the police, being Irish and eating downstairs.

Snoop Dogg has a different idea of what the hired help should be doing. I think you know where this is going if you’ve ever heard of Snoop Dogg before.

That’s right, Snoop has a weed butler. Here’s what he told Howard Stern, via Page Six.

Snoop said he pays the employee between $40,000 and $50,000 annually — and complimented the roller for presenting him with blunts precisely when he’s in need.

“That motherf—ker is like Lurch from the Addams Family. ‘You rang?’” Snoop said during the interview, comparing him to the manservant on the 1960s sitcom.

I know I give rich people a lot of s**t like constantly suggesting we should line everyone in the country up by net worth and march them to the guillotine until we solve income inequality, but paying your joint roller $50 grand a year is a mitzvah. And the job is just rolling joints.

Stern then pressed Snoop on whether his employee’s sole job is to roll joints.

“That’s his J-O-B — his occupation,” Snoop said on the show.

“On his resume, it says, ‘what do you do? I’m a blunt roller. P-B-R, professional blunt roller,” he added.

Snoop is a real one. I just hope he knows to refer to his reefer valet by just his last name.

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