Stacey Dash Tries Using Her White Privilege to Get Better Treatment in Prison

‘White privilege’ is the idea that in most situations, all other things being equal, white people will be more likely to succeed than non-white people, mostly because in many ways, western society is structured around the white experience. For example, the word association part of the SATs is more likely to use words white people would be familiar with from everyday usage. It doesn’t mean white people don’t have struggles, just that it’s a little more favorable.

Stacey Dash doesn’t believe white privilege exists. On an appearance on The O’Reilly Factor she said of idea of white privilege, “That’s the propaganda that’s false, that’s when it makes it someone else’s fault. Your life, your destiny, anything you want is dependent on somebody else. That’s not true.”

But it seems like Stacey may have decided there’s something to it after all. While I haven’t been able to independently verify this because I am not a journalist, the website Diaspora7 reported that Dash’s arrest report for the domestic violence incident she was involved in listed her her as a white woman.

This is sort of a self-ID situation, and there really isn’t any planet on which Stacey Dash is white. Her father is black and her mother is a Latina, which yes, can be considered Caucasian but Dash’s mother isn’t even particularly fair skinned.

We in the business here like to call this a “reverse Elizabeth Warren” or an “inverted Dolezal.”

Also, I’m not one to speculate wildly, but she looks a lot lighter-skinned today than she did in Clueless.

Dash is also apparently broke, as she asked for a public defender, which in Florida is means-tested. The judge approved her request but Dash will have to prove she’s got no money.

Alicia Silverstone has a net worth of 20 million dollars. Also acting talent.

Seriously, is Stacey Dash actually trying to look white? She looks like Sheryl Crow in some of the pictures she put on her Instagram.