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Kanye West Thinks Kanye West is the ‘Greatest Artist That God Has Ever Created‘

Kanye West is a Christian now, but I don’t think the lessons of Christianity are really sinking in for him. Jesus said “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,” and what Kanye West heard was “stack those dollar bills, son!” I feel like if Kanye West realized being a Christian is supposed to mean he should be a better person and change his lifestyle instead of just having it be another way to get people pay attention to him he would convert again so fast.

In a fine display of Christian humility, Kanye dropped by Joel Osteen’s church for Sunday services and told worshippers that he, Kanye West, is “the greatest artist that God has ever created.”

Seriously, that’s a thing he said, it’s in People.

“Because every time I stand up, I feel that I’m standing up and drawing a line in the sand and saying, ‘I’m here in service to God and no weapon formed against me shall prosper,’ ” he said.

“Jesus has won the victory. I told you about my arrogance and cockiness already. Now the greatest artist that God has ever created is now working for him,” he added, with a smile on his face.

If there’s one thing I know about God it’s that He loves it when you prop yourself up.

“He and Kim are both focused about doing good and helping less privileged people. Especially with the holidays approaching, they try to do as much as they can. They also want their kids to know that many people are suffering and need help. The older kids will do some charity work this year as well,” the source adds.

So maybe Kanye kind of gets it but there are cameras on him 24 hours a day and when have you ever seen him do something that isn’t blatant self-promotion?

Also, Kanye, I’m sorry, but the greatest artist God ever created is Riley Reid. I’m still working my way through her oeuvre 10 minutes at a time, but it’s way better than, say, Golddigger.

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