Motley Crue Will Go On a $150m Reunion Tour If Vince Neil Can Stop Eating Donuts and Being So Fat

Vince Neil’s gluttony stands between Motley Crue doing nothing and Motley Crue making $150 million on a national tour. Live Nation supposedly has offered the band the tour on the condition that Vince Neil drops 40 pounds and also goes into rehab.

This is what Neil looks like now.

He fat.

Neil, on the other hand, has pointed his chubby finger at bandmate Tommy Lee and says he’s the one who needs rehab more.

Lee disagrees.

“Tommy is furious!” said a source close to the 57-year-old ex of Pam AndersonOpens in New Window and Heather LocklearOpens in New Window. “He won’t do it! He doesn’t think he has a drinking problem — but everybody else does!” the insider confessed.

Even though all the reviews hated Motley Crue’s biopic, The Dirt, shown on Netflix, it’s got a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Non-critics loved it and it boosted streams of their music and record sales.

Doubtful another huge payday comes their way, so they better grab this chance now. Someone get Vince Neil on Weight Watchers so we can enjoy this band while they’re still alive.

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