Selena Gomez Shows Off New Thigh Tattoo

At one point during David Cross’s special Making America Great Again, he does a bit about a tattoo parlor that bills itself as the “home of ‘get what you get’ tattoo.” If I had to guess, I’d say Selena Gomez may have paid that place a visit to get her latest tattoo.

I have no idea what’s going on there. Did she join that weird cult Kanye West and Justin Bieber are in? What’s it called… Christianity?

If she did, I think Kanye is going to have to have a talk with her about modesty like he did with his wife. I hear Jesus is a real prude about that stuff.

Also, if you get a “get what you get tattoo,” the thing you probably get is hepatitis. I really hope David Cross didn’t make that joke during his special because I honestly don’t remember.