T.I.’s Obsession With His Daughter’s Hymen Makes Him a Real Cunt

I was convinced that Kanye West was the most infuriating rapper in the world. Who else would it be? Cardi B? Nah, she fucks with Bernie Sanders, she’s okay in my book. The Sugar Hill Gang? Obviously not, it’s not 1982 and “Rapper’s Delight” was a bop. I was wrong, though, because the answer is T.I.

T.I. is very concerned with his daughter’s vagina. Like, to a weird, creepy degree that makes John Phillips seems like father of the year.

You see, it turns out T.I. has been taking his daughter to the gynecologist to get yearly hymen inspections to make sure she’s a virgin. Here’s what he said about it, as reported by Buzzfeed.

“Not only have we had the conversation — we have yearly trips to the gynecologist to check her hymen,” T.I. said. “Yes, I go with her.”

He then mentioned that after her 16th birthday party, he “put a sticky note on the door: ‘Gyno. Tomorrow. 9:30.'”

“So we’ll go and sit down and the doctor comes and talk, and the doctor’s maintaining a high level of professionalism,” T.I. said. “He’s like, ‘You know, sir, I have to, in order to share information’ — I’m like, ‘Deyjah, they want you to sign this so we can share information. Is there anything you would not want me to know? See, Doc? Ain’t no problem.'”

There’s so much wrong with this. For starters, as the doctor tried to explain to T.I., the presence or lack of a hymen doesn’t really say anything about virginity. It can break doing things other than sex, it doesn’t necessarily even break during sex and not everyone has one to begin with.

On top of that, there’s the fact that there’s no way that the way he forced his daughter to sign away her doctor-patient confidentiality was legal. Buzzfeed also pointed out that the WHO considers virginity testing a human rights violation, so there’s that.

We all agree this weird, right? I never understood the fascination with female virginity myself. Who says to themselves “you know what I really want in a partner? Someone who has absolutely no idea how to please someone sexually.” If someone told you they had never held a hammer before would you hire them to build your house? T.I. would.