Cardi B, Best Wife Ever, Got Offset Strippers For his Birthday

Cardi B is really cool. Not just because she’s a sex symbol, not just because the best female rapper of all time and not just because she’s an outspoken Bernie Sanders supporter even after she got rich.

I mean, she cosplayed as Batman villain Poison Ivy for no reason.

So what does someone that cool get her husband for his birthday after a very public infidelity, separation and reconciliation? Strippers!

Page Six reported that Cardi took Offset out to a strip club to celebrate his 28th birthday.

The “Press” rapper, 27, treated the Migos member to a night out in Atlanta at a gentleman’s club Friday, both throwing thousands of dollars at the stage all night. The couple also received lap dances from two dancers in the VIP section, trading them off throughout the night according to NSFW video the Bronx spitter posted on Instagram.

His and hers lap dances is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard for couples.

And really, you don’t need to worry about your husband banging a stripper if you’re getting a lap dance with him. Smart.