Emily Ratajkowski is One of Forbes’ 30 Under 30

We’re in the last month of the year, which is also the last year of the decade, and that means one thing: lists. Lists of everything. The year’s best movies. The year’s best TV shows. The year’s best celebrity nip slips. The year’s best lists of the best things that happened this year. They’re everywhere.

One of the more prestigious lists is Forbes’ 30 Under 30, a list of young up-and-comers in their respective fields. My favorite opinion columnist, Elizabeth Breunig, made the list year in no small part thanks to her in-depth expose on the fallout from a sexual assault in her home town a decade ago. But more importantly, Emily Ratajkowski made the list, presumably because of that ass.

No one over 30 is going t be able to compete with that.

I know that I am not going to get to be a Pulitzer Prize finalist for this article, but butts are their own reward.