Have you ever thought to yourself that you really need to go and get some sun right on my butthole and genitals? Yeah, neither have I. But someone has, and that person was a crazy lady on Instagram.
One way you can tell someone has nothing of value to say is when they call a vagina a yoni and they’re not speaking Hebrew.
This post is over a month old, but it just started circulating more widely on social media a few days ago. And you know someone was going to try it, right? That someone is Josh Brolin, who made this Instagram post about how he got a sunburn on his taint.
Now, I don’t know if this is actually true or if Brolin is just making a joke, but tell me the thought of Thanos french frying his purple onion ring isn’t hilarious.