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Josh Brolin Got a Sunburn on His Taint

Have you ever thought to yourself that you really need to go and get some sun right on my butthole and genitals? Yeah, neither have I. But someone has, and that person was a crazy lady on Instagram.

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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by @ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out & let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out… I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature

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One way you can tell someone has nothing of value to say is when they call a vagina a yoni and they’re not speaking Hebrew.

This post is over a month old, but it just started circulating more widely on social media a few days ago. And you know someone was going to try it, right? That someone is Josh Brolin, who made this Instagram post about how he got a sunburn on his taint.

Now, I don’t know if this is actually true or if Brolin is just making a joke, but tell me the thought of Thanos french frying his purple onion ring isn’t hilarious.

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