R. Kelly Had a ‘Sex Trainer’ to Teach Women How to Pleasure R. Kelly

My girlfriend loves to play “what would you do if you were a billionaire” with me, so I’m always on the look out for new answers and I think I found a real winner here. Page Six reports that R. Kelly’s ex, Asante McGee, which sounds like a made-up name, told Dr Oz that R. Kelly has a “sex trainer” who coaches women on the right way to have sex with R. Kelly.

“Even before moving to the house, one of the earlier things that he showed me, maybe like a month before moving me to the house, he introduced me to the trainer,” McGee says in the segment, which is set to air in full Thursday, according to clips released Wednesday.

“I was told, she’s someone to teach me how to please him. So basically, she would give me instructions sexually how to please him, what he liked and what he didn’t like.”

That’s really weird, right? I mean, I’m a little jealous that he’s having sex with so many women that he’s had to hire someone to give them a Sex AT because he just doesn’t have time, but it’s weird.

McGee also described Kelly as being controlling in general. So maybe having a sex tutor proctoring blowjob exams on new girlfriends isn’t about not having the time, it’s about being a weirdo control freak.

The important part is I have a new answer the next time my girlfriend asks me what I’d do if I won the lottery. Of course, I haven’t thought this through, and she’s probably going to say “So you’re saying you don’t like how I f**k you, or is it just all the other girls you’re fucking who need a tutor?” and then I’m sleeping on the couch for a week. Still, probably worth it.