Tana Mongeau’s $48 Perfume Appears to be Cheap Chinese Crap
Tana Mongeau is taking the end of her fake relationship with Jake Paul pretty well, all things considered. After going on about how hard it was for her, she seems to have moved on to selling perfume to make you smell like a hooker pretty quickly.
She really does say her inspiration for Tana by Tana, a nearly $50 a bottle perfume, was cheap perfume from big-box stores that make you smell like a hooker. Damon Fizzy also pointed out that that perfume comes in cheap bottles from Alibaba.
i can get this perfume bottle from China for 30 cents…you'd think with Tana money and the care she seems to have for her fans…she'd at least come up with something custom and creative. #tanabytana pic.twitter.com/EiQdlFsG6M
— Damon␌ (@deefizzy) January 26, 2020
That is an exact match. Tana says she looked though 1000 different bottles to pick one that perfectly represents her. I guess it’s lucky her brand is “cheap hooker.”
no! no shade to hot topic but my bottle is not cheap tiny acrylic rollerball s**t! i love the skull. i made this perfume at a time of my life where that rly embodied my brand/me. but it is a super thick glass bottle & metal details. i went thru 1,000 different bottles. foh. 💀 https://t.co/SVqMVritXs
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) January 28, 2020
Yeah, I absolutely believe she smells like a hooker.
Despite all of this, Tana by Tana sold out almost immediately because of course it did.
TANA BY TANA SOLD OUT IN 76 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!! WE BOUGHT ENOUGH UNITS TO PREPARE FOR WEEKS OF SALES!!!!!!!! F**K ARE YOU KIDDDINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG ME. all orders from this point on will take an extra two weeks to ship. wow. https://t.co/9XtL4kujVe
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) January 25, 2020
This is the hot girl equivalent of those “male vitality” pills Alex Jones sells. At least the crap Kylie Jenner puts her name on is high quality.
