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The Real Reason Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Left the Royal Family: Oprah Told Them To

People are really up in arms about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, Duchess of Sussex stepping back from their duties as members of the Royal Family. The British press just really seems to hate Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Sussex for some reason. I just can’t put my finger on it. What is it about her specifically that people like Katie Hopkins don’t like about her? We may never know.

But now, thanks to Page Six, we know why they decided to leave, even though it pissed off all those people who don’t like something about Her Royal Highness for some reason that’s probably not anything important that we shouldn’t question. The reason is that Oprah told them to.

A source said, “Oprah was the first person to talk to Harry and Meghan about breaking free and doing their own thing, building on their own brand. She made them realize it was really possible.” A rep for Oprah declined to comment.

I have really enjoyed the past few days of Royal Family discourse, honestly. No one can quite explain what is happening, they just know they don’t like it and that it must be Meghan Markle’s fault because everything was super wonderful at Windsor Palace before she came along. Just ask anyone who has seen The Crown, the Royal Family hasn’t been a hotbed of thinly veiled contempt  for four generations now. Everyone was just loving and happy and perfectly content right up until Harry decided to get married. People like Piers Morgan just don’t like the dark energy she’s brought to the country, right? There’s just a black cloud over the country since she’s been around.

If you want the honest answer as to what is really happening here, the British paparazzi killed Harry’s mother and he’s wanted to take a firmer hand with them and his father and grandparents, who didn’t even like his mother, don’t think that would be proper and Harry has finally had enough and is moving to Canada where the paparazzi will buy you donuts and won’t wait around outside your hoose. That’s the big reveal. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it for even a few seconds.

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PunkA
PunkA
8 months ago

Oprah;s personal life has always been a HOT mess. Why would anyone listen to her about personal issues? Busines–for sure. But personal life? No thanks–

Anon
Anon
8 months ago
Reply to  PunkA

Because she’s a red dragon.

idealeagle
idealeagle
6 months ago

I just need some answers- Is harry still a 13 year old?- he still needs to deal with the paparazzi who killed his mother?- oh not the drunk driver because his mother was the first person in the world to be pursued hotly down the tunnel- what about all the James Bond movies the Brits are so proud of. A better cause will be to campaign against drunk driving and educate youth to be responsible when drinking? I love Britain- the Monarchy has to earn the right to be respected. Harry earned the right finally- then threw it all away… Read more »

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