Chrissy Teigen Really Seems To Want To Eat a Person

Celebrities all have their own weird little quirks you come to find out about if you follow them. It’s just small things like how Jameela Jamil overdramatizes things and makes things up to make herself sound more interesting (this is a common one) and Debrah Messing constantly talks about politics even though she’s dumb as hell and has no idea what’s going on (another popular choice). It turns out that Chrissy Teigen’s little quirk is that she really wants to eat another human being.

I know you’re thinking I’m making this up, but hear me out. Teigen was on Strahan, Sara & Keke today and said she’d eat human meat if she was offered some. You know, like at a party or something and the waiter had a tray of mini quiches and Charles-cuterie.

.@chrissyteigen confirms she really would eat a human🍴#SSK pic.twitter.com/WTwOzU3nXn

— GMA3: What You Need To Know (@ABCGMA3) February 20, 2020

Now, clearly this isn’t the first time she’s said it, the hosts asked her about it because she had previously mentioned it on the Netflix series Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner. But she also tweeted about her willingness to have a little human meat, as a treat, as far back as 2014.

I don’t know what to say about this. She says that the person she’s eating would have to be okay with it, which is also what German cannibal Armin Meiwes did and absolutely zero people think that isn’t fucked up.

Is now a good time to point out that Teigen has a cookware line and has written more than one cookbook?