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Maitland Ward Wants to Make Porn Classy Again

Once upon a time, porn was classy. Take Deep Throat, the 1972 Linda Lovelace film where the heroine discovers her clitoris is in the back of her throat so she can only have an orgasm by sucking giant cocks. This is a movie that people saw in theaters and discussed in polite company. It was cool to go see it.

Maitland Ward, the pornstar of the moment and Disney star of our childhoods, sounds like she wants to bring that sort of class back to porn.

The Daily Star reports that Ward has big plans to turn porn on its head.

Child-actress-turned-porn-star Maitland Ward said she is doing things she has “never done on film before” in her upcoming movie.

The 42-year-old said she was working hard on the upcoming lick that she said will have “good stories and cinematic qualities”.

I feel like the typo of leaving the “f” off of “flick” was intentional.

I’ve never found the plot to be an important aspect of porn; I don’t even speak Japanese so a plot would be lost on 90% of the porn I watch anyway.

But there could be benefits to this outside of porn, too. Mainstream movies had a lot more sex and sexuality in them in the ’70s. Compare that to today when Disney is control of the majority of films that adults watch and people agitating for more asexual representation could probably just pick any Marvel character because Tony Stark and Hawkeye had kids and I’m still not convinced they even know how to have sex from those films.

If Maitland Ward’s porn has a crossover effect of making movies horny again, then she’ll deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Trump and Bill Clinton can co-present it.

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