Tana Mongeau Lost a Tooth, Might Want to See if It’s With Her Dignity

In a perfect world, Tana Mongeau would never open her mouth. I mean, really, what good has ever come from that? That fake relationship with Jake Paul?

Now Tana says she’s lost a tooth, which we would never know if that mouth was good and shut.

She also lost most of her shirt, but that’s not all that bad a turn.

Have you ever heard the Bloodhound Gang song ‘A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying’? I don’t know why I just thought of that just now.

I think she’s selling that underwear, and I’m willing to bet “selling her underwear on the Internet” was high on the list of things people guessed she would do with her life when she was in high school.