If you thought the Super Bowl halftime show was too sexy… you’re a prude and need to grow up. But you’ll also be pleased to know that you were barely spared the image of a naked woman with her bits uncovered.
Instagram model Kelly Kay was picked up by security and the police trying to charge the field and show everyone her naughty, filthy lady parts that she should be ashamed of. I mean, can you imagine if some 14-year-old had been watching and seen a breast? It would have ruined a perfectly good night of watching grown men beat the absolute s**t out of each other and get CTE.
I can’t but think we missed out here.
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I don’t think the real story is going to live up to what I have in my mind.
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