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Suzanne Somers Wants to Appear Nude in All-Digital ‘Playboy’ Magazine

Playboy has been dying a slow death since they tried removing the nudity and cartoons from the magazine. Even after bringing back the titties, Playboy’s print edition went from monthly to bimonthly and then quarterly. They’ve recently announced that the coronavirus had ended the viability of the print edition entirely and the magazine is now exclusively digital content.

Despite the closure, Suzanne Somers wants to pose nude for the magazine. On her 75th birthday.

Here’s what she said about it, via the New York Post.

“Maybe for my 75th birthday,” said Somers, adding, “I would like Annie Leibovitz to shoot me nude for Playboy for my 75th birthday.”

I get that we’re supposed to be all body-positive and whatnot now, but even 75-year-old men don’t want to see 75-year-old women posing nude. They buy Playboy and look at it right before they get into bed with the 75-year-old woman. Which probably goes a long way towards explaining why the print edition of that magazine is defunct.

I’m glad Suzanne Somers is so confident in her body and is comfortable with how she’s aging, but maybe it’s time to hang the sex symbol thing up. You had a good run.

Though it’s probably a moot point because does anyone think Playboy is still going to be around in a year anyway? Anyone going be to checking a website once every three months to see if there are 20 questions for Alec Baldwin?

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