Katy Perry Reveals She’s Having a Girl

Katy Perry announced she’s having a girl. Congrats. No sarcasm, that’s cool. I’m sure there’s some pun with “I kissed a girl” but I can’t think of any.

Perry Instagrammed a pic of Orlando Bloom with pink frosting smeared over his face. Either the end result of a cake smashed in his face or some weird ritual. They’re celebs, so who knows.

Great to know that this kid will grow up in a world probably 3 degrees hotter than now with disease and viruses all around, and the world sinking underwater.

Wait until she grows old enough and finds out Orlando Bloom’s penis on the internet.

Hopefully pop music will still be around!