Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Committed ‘Inappropriate Marital Conduct,’ Whatever the Hell That Means

Reality TV star Kristin Cavallari is divorcing her husband, former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The pair have been married almost seven years and were together almost a decade and they have three kids. It’s sad, but I can’t focus on that because the reason Cavallari gave for wanting a divorce is blowing my mind.

According to TMZ, she said Cutler “is guilty of such inappropriate marital conduct as renders further cohabitation unsafe and improper.”

I don’t know what she means. Is this like a sex thing? It sounds like a weird sex thing, right? She also put in a pre-emptive “no, you” in case Cutler accused her of misconduct, which he didn’t, saying “any misconduct alleged or implied against her in the complaint for divorce was in response to and/or as a result of misconduct on behalf of the Husband.”

What misconduct? What happened that it’s unsafe to cohabitate?

According to People, an insider says… nothing.

“On their recent trip, they already knew they were splitting up,” the source said. “Kristin and Jay had been having problems for a long time. They hadn’t spent much time together in recent months.”

The source also said the breakup had “absolutely nothing to do” with the rumor that Cutler had an affair with Cavallari’s ex-BFF, Kelly Henderson. According to the source, Cavallari and Cutler are simply very “different” and grew apart.

“She has so much on her plate, with her brands and with the show,” the source said. “Jay is not as interested in all of that. She’s so passionate about her work and they couldn’t relate to each other as much. So it pulled them apart.”

Apparently this misconduct was not giving a s**t about her clothes or towels or whatever she’s selling. That’s something basically one hundred percent of spouses are guilty of.

She also made some big demands, asking for primary custody of the kids, child support, Jay paying for their healthcare on top of the child support (because we don’t have single payer yet for some reason) and she wants Jay to have a life insurance policy with her as the sole beneficiary. Yeah, that’s a smart move, give your ex-wife a huge payday if you die. She’s absolutely not going to put ground glass in your rice pilaf, right?

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