Elon Musk Gave His Newborn Son a Name as Dumb as Its Father
Elon Musk is the dumbest person to ever be called a genius unironically and he keeps proving that every time he opens his mouth. Like the other day Tesla’s stock fell because Musk tweeted it was too high despite the fact that he’s under a court order not to do exactly that. Who does that?
Well, Musk just welcomed a new baby into the world with his girlfriend Grimes who used to be cool before she started dating Elon Musk. They gave the baby exactly the sort of name you would expect a dumbass Bond villain who thinks he’s way smarter than he actually is to give his child. So let’s all say hello to baby X Æ A-12.
Fucking hell, even Prince just went back to being Prince before he died.
It’s not the kid’s fault his dad sucks, he’s actually kind of cute.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2020
But his dad is such an asshole.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2020
Seriously, though, give your kid a normal name. Billionaire or not, you tell people your name is X Æ A-12 and your head is getting dunked in a toilet.
Giving your child a humorous or weird name is no doubt hysterically funny and cool for the first day or two after the child is born. But then the child has to live with it for the rest of his life. Or at least until he’s old enough to get it changed. Few jokes are funny when you hear them for the third time. Never mind multiple times every day of your life.