Viral Video of Woman Masturbating in IKEA Prompts Company to Ask Customers to Refrain From Masturbating in IKEA

Ikea builds their store like a maze so that you feel like you won’t be able to find anything again and are more likely to pick something up as an impulse. It’s a good strategy, but sometimes after wandering around a labyrinthian store you just need to sit down on a couch called an Ektorp or a Poäng armchair and rub one out.

Which is exactly what a woman in China did in a video that went viral on social media in China. While China has scrubbed the video in the country, you can still see it on PornHub (obviously NSFW, but also pretty hot).

While most people loved the video, IKEA was less than pleased, the New York Post reports.

“We resolutely oppose and condemn this kind of behavior, and immediately reported it to the police in the city of the suspected store,” IKEA said in a statement, without revealing the name of the branch.

The homeware group said Saturday it would take “even more careful security and public cleanliness measures” and encouraged all customers to “browse stores in an orderly and civilized way,” AFP (Agence France-Presse) said.

I personally support and encourage this sort of behavior. But only from women. Yes it’s a double standard and no I don’t care.

Weibo users also seem to support her.

“This woman is so brave, I don’t understand, [she’s] just doing it in broad daylight,” read one Weibo post that gained more than 8,000 likes.

“There are so many people around, I just don’t understand,” another wrote.

That’s what makes it hot, guy.

Of course, the Chinese government were also a bunch of killjoys about this.

The clip “severely violated socialist core values,” the Chinese Cyberspace Administration said at the time.

I disagree. I’m a socialist and naked women are an important part of my core values.