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Dude Suing Twitch Because He Jacked his Dong Into a Lifeless Husk, Blames Twitch Thots

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I find the idea of masturbating to a Twitch streamer very embarrassing. Actual porn is right there and none of those titty streamers are hotter playing Grand Theft Auto than basically any naked person.

Far from being embarrassed, Erik Estavillo has admitted in court that he was so enthralled by the sirens on Twitch that he has absolutely ruined his dick jerking off to them.

Gaming website Dexerto reports that the plaintiff claims to be a sex addict and that Twitch was preying on him. They also reported he was subscribed to over 700 female streams and 0 males.

“Twitch has extremely exacerbated his condition by displaying many sexually suggestive women streamers through Twitch’s twisted programming net code,” the complaint states, “making it nearly impossible for the plaintiff to use Twitch without being exposed to such sexual content.”

The reason he’s having such a problem is he can’t sort streamers by gender, causing him to be bombarded by sexy streaming starlets. But you’d think that in his time on the site that he’d have stumbled across a single male streamer he could watch playing a game to give his bruised and battered meat a rest.

Our friend is no stranger to suing tech companies, and Engaget reported on some of his lawsuits against Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo and Activision Blizzard for various perceived slights in 2009.

I kind of like those lawsuits, though, the way you can be banned from online services and lose access to the content you’ve purchased. We’ve given up a lot of our rights as consumers to have the convenience of digital sales.

Still, our friend said his lawsuit against World of Warcraft was his last lawsuit and now he’s suing Twitch over his gnarled cock.

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