There are Legal Documents Stating Elon Musk Had a Threesome With Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne

I have pretty much been on Johnny Depp’s side of his case against Amber Heard for some time now. His story just comes across as much more believable than hers and the evidence all seems to support his side while hers relies on a scenario that has Johnny Depp slicing his finger off to scare her.

But Johnny Depp has gone too far and his story sounds entirely unbelievable now. Johnny Depp expects us to believe that Elon Musk has had sex. I mean, look at that turd, no matter how much money he has that dude is an incel. I know he has like 10 kids or something, but I choose to believe he was not present for their conception because I just can’t see someone touching his penis.

But Page Six reports that testimony in Depp’s trial claims Musk is not only not a permavirgin but he had sex with two women at the same time.

Josh Drew — the ex-husband of Raquel “Rocky” Pennington, Heard’s best friend — contended in a deposition by Depp’s attorney Benjamin Chew that Musk, 48, slept with Heard and Delevingne at Depp’s LA penthouse.

Drew was, at the time, living rent-free in one of Depp’s other apartments near the penthouse in downtown LA, and has continued to socialize with Heard as of last year. The “Aquaman” actress is reportedly also paying for his attorney as well.

I mean, if I believed Elon Musk had sex, I would totally believe that he was the kind of guy to have sex with another man’s wife in his bed.

An old Blind Gossip item claims that Musk has a huge thing for threesomes, specifically being “dominated by two women.” I can honestly see that, Musk doesn’t seem like the type to be happy not satisfying only one woman.

Heard recently lost her legal team, but I imagine being reminded you had sex with Elon Musk is much harder to deal with mentally.