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Elon Musk Denies Threesome Rumors, Oddly Silent on Virgin Rumors

Yesterday we ran a story about Elon Musk having a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne in Johnny Depp’s bed. Even though it was the sworn testimony of a witness in Depp’s lawsuit against Heard, I had trouble believing it. Today Musk denied it and I have to admit, Elon Musk not having sex is far more believable.

Musk made a statement about the alleged affair to Page Six.

But the Tesla billionaire exclusively told Page Six of the threesome allegations with the model and actress, “Cara and I are friends, but we’ve never been intimate. She would confirm this.

“Also, I wish to confirm again that Amber and I only started going out about a month after her divorce filing. I don’t think I was ever even in the vicinity of Amber during their marriage!”

Again, the one time I can believe Elon Musk is when he says he wasn’t having sex.

Musk continued to Page Six, referring to Depp’s dogged legal pursuit of Heard following their 2017 divorce, “Regarding this lawsuit, I would recommend that everyone involved bury the hatchet and move on.

“Life is too short for such extended negativity. Nobody is going to say, after it’s all over, that they wished the court battle had lasted longer!”

So your ex-wife said you were abusive and almost successfully ruined your career and reputation when there’s evidence to suggest she was actually the abusive one. Live and let live!

I think if Depp is vindicated by his lawsuit then whatever amount of time it takes will be worth it for him. But I can see not wanting a bunch of details to come out if you were accused of having femdom three ways with a dude’s wife for basically his entire marriage.

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