Jussie Smollett Trying to Find a Way to Make Protests All About Jussie Smollett
Jussie Smollett has mercifuly been out of the headlines recently but our days of wine and roses were always bound to come to an end sooner or later. Officially claiming the title of “person more tone-deaf to the current moment than Kanye West,” TMZ reports that Smollett says the current worldwide civil rights protests vindicate Jussie Smollett.
According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Smollett says … “As we see millions across the country rise up to protest and expose police misconduct, the City, by its refusal to produce the requested documents, is choosing to actively resist a citizen’s lawful efforts to reveal dishonesty.”
Bro.
Does anyone really believe Jussie Smollett at this point? Seriously? Lori Loughlin took the plea deal, dude, just take the plea deal and move on.
Jussie maintains his innocence, though, adding … “the City and CPD knew Mr. Smollett was innocent, and that the City has relentlessly pursued Mr. Smollett even after the charges against Mr. Smollett were dismissed.”
Smollett is innocent in the way that I don’t want to have a threesome with Kristen Stewart and Brie Larson. Everyone knows I’m lying when I say it, I really should just give in and admit it, and frankly everyone is getting a little sick of hearing me deny it.
But, you know, at least I have the self-awareness and common decency not to say “I’m pleased to see the massive civil rights protests going on around the world, and I think you’ll agree that this proves, once and for all, that I don’t not have near-daily fantasies about Brie Larson sitting on my face with the curly hair she had in Just Mercy but blonde. Thank you and good night.”
